turn volume up n ignore the video...

a lady i dont really know....
who will turn 50 in 45 minutes

thats a half century
1548 months
276589 weeks
67billion heartbeats (exactly)

yes....
never punch a tft screen...
no matter how much it flickers...

cos now i'm typin on a effin IMAX screen,
& will be blind within a week
but wont stop me bein a freak
cos its bin a while
between blogsville smiles
i've not read your shit
or commented on it
and its sunday nite
so soon i'll be gone
working week light has shone

so goodnite my warm & cuddly things
i'm off to make fun
of gorgoyles with wings...

introductions for Stiggys lap of the track....

most comical or wittiest wins.....
absolutely nothin, just wins!

some say, he's a she...
and his full time job's in Amsterdam!

we just call him Stiggly-boy!

best show on tv....

WHY DID U TELL EM ABOUT U TUBE ! (yes, shouting)

not been to work for..... well, 5 hours,

Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Is this meant for women
I prefer a stick of bamboo & two spoons

had the little bleeder on silent last nite & cant find it this morning...

yes, i DID ring it 12  times, before the penny dropped

so now i've lifted half the longe floor up cos i'm sure i had it in here last nite...

still, gorgeous sunny day and got a grand prix to enjoy later...

may even get some mukky txts

*beigins taking back off TV....*
well, it could have fallen through a vent...

got me into 'The Day Today', Alan Partridge & hip hop music
well, made me laugh, anyway...
enjoy