chucksville

where's my guitar....

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:38:39 +0200

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hairs on the back of your neck....

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:19:20 +0200

turn volume up n ignore the video...

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dedicated to....

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:16:39 +0200

a lady i dont really know....
who will turn 50 in 45 minutes

thats a half century
1548 months
276589 weeks
67billion heartbeats (exactly)

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normals great... when u get it back

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:49:40 +0200

yes....
never punch a tft screen...
no matter how much it flickers...

cos now i'm typin on a effin IMAX screen,
& will be blind within a week
but wont stop me bein a freak
cos its bin a while
between blogsville smiles
i've not read your shit
or commented on it
and its sunday nite
so soon i'll be gone
working week light has shone

so goodnite my warm & cuddly things
i'm off to make fun
of gorgoyles with wings...

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ok, so i stole this..... (stig -related)

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:56:46 +0200

introductions for Stiggys lap of the track....

most comical or wittiest wins.....
absolutely nothin, just wins!

some say, he's a she...
and his full time job's in Amsterdam!

we just call him Stiggly-boy!

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i was next one in..... b****rd !!!!

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:50:27 +0200

best show on tv....

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u know who u are.....

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:35:51 +0200

WHY DID U TELL EM ABOUT U TUBE ! (yes, shouting)

not been to work for..... well, 5 hours,

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stolen from... is a popular title, it seems!

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 13:21:30 +0200

Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"

You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you

Your flirting style: friendly and sweet

What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance

Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Is this meant for women
I prefer a stick of bamboo & two spoons

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has anyone seen my fone...

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:26:45 +0200

had the little bleeder on silent last nite & cant find it this morning...

yes, i DID ring it 12 times, before the penny dropped

so now i've lifted half the longe floor up cos i'm sure i had it in here last nite...

still, gorgeous sunny day and got a grand prix to enjoy later...

may even get some mukky txts

*beigins taking back off TV....*
well, it could have fallen through a vent...

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parental discretion required....

Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:22:50 +0200

got me into 'The Day Today', Alan Partridge & hip hop :XX" class="middle" border="0"> music
well, made me laugh, anyway...
enjoy

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best thing about Big Bro...

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:07:46 +0200

has to be the chair....

i was ordered to watch at least 5 mins....

someone please pass me a pin or two !!!

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why... google

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:47:57 +0200

do you advertise stomache bloating, gas & other dietry complaints around my blogs....

is this another embed thing...

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what a difference a day makes...

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:28:26 +0200

24 little hours...

i'd emebed the damn tune but little grey cells just cant manage that level of I.T excellence at the moment....

i'm not a big Poirot fan, but allegedly he was the inspiration for little green fella off star wars talking backwards...

the murderer, Hastings... is beginning to show himself... Poirot

Good relations with the Wookiees, I have... Yoda

i do have more respect for Poirot, he'd solve all the the cases & then come home & write a book about them, to put off anyone else tryin it on....
whereas yoda's just a character in a story by george

sorry, thats apparently like saying santa clause doesnt exist to some people...

when i was little (age wise) my big (size wise) brother told me that dad was santa clause...
apparently i just looked at him all christmas day in quiet awe that he'd been round the world depositing prezzys.
especially after all that whisky,

erm appreciate all comments to blog, but mushy reminders, cause happy-thought blindness...

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awww

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:32:41 +0200

watchin... the break up with vince & jenn

makin me feel all melancholy...

u may see my 7 half empty tags before the night is out...

but why does so empty, feel so full..
is it really bullsit, and just nothing at all
should i race off the bridge, jump and fall
fuck it, no... i wanna see it out to the end..
credits & ALLL....!!!

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note to bill....

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:44:39 +0200

i used to think i cud text quick but now got used to this & havin a full smiley filled keyboard....

been back on moby last couple o days & it feels like being back in :XX" class="middle" border="0"> predictive stone age....

if you're listening mr gates...
invent another input medium , & you'll make a fortune...

well, another fortune...

(and dont forget where idea came from )

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nicks truth tellin

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:04:36 +0200

i dont believe in jesus
or u...

prove me wrong

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what are the odds....

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:41:03 +0200

erm, its the entry i've never been pizd enough to make....
until now

ermm, there was a time, not so long ago, when i posted a video of a favourite tune

nothing startling in that, i think u'll agree...

BUT

within, i dont know, seconds

the very same song was embedded in another blog...
allegedly, without any reference to seeing mine

the odds...

we could have:
won euromillions 4.5784 times
been struck by lightening 8.456 times
met in a bar in singaphore... wait for it
.000000005.6 times
or had the same ancestors 1.01 times

its knawed at thw back of my skull since petrol was dearer than milk...

i just had to share....

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tagged!

Thu, 31 May 2007 23:29:16 +0200

erm, ive been tagged (is this like a virtual ASBO)

anyway, 7 things about me:

1) my middle name is Charles, hence the title.
2) i always wanted to be a comedy script-writer, but lacked a main ingredient.. (& i don't mean a pen)
3) i wear womens furry boots around the house which does worry friends & neighbours... (but they are comfy)
4) making a person/people laugh is my heroin, and i'll do anything to get a fix...
5) i am the possibly the shallowest person in the world...
6) i never tell lies.... (cant remember them so stopped as a kid cos i kept getting caught out)
7) i have led a charmed life, which i have always appeciated...

and 7 more, purely blog-related items... cos i'm a rule-breaker:

1) i cant read miramazes blogs cos the snake scares the **** outta me
2) i cant see lazy-buggs avatar without thinking of pony nob cheese.
3) i have a real fear that you all live just up the road. (not meant in nasty way, you know what i mean...)
4) when i read the word sweetladyjane, i always say it out loud as sweet... lady-jane, cos it makes me chuckle
5) i enjoy reading, but dont understand, kevinwilson... it will end up a film though...
6) i dont believe any ages, cos the young seem MUCH wiser than the older...
7) i dont comment much, cos i have no wisdom whatsoever...

Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You also tag seven others and list their names on your blog. Let them know you plan on tagging them in your post.

erm, do i have to tag or has everyone had a go?!

i tag louisa... 7 times!
thats, erm 1,2,8..., 47 facts, sweetheart..... start a tapping

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best advice ever...

Sat, 26 May 2007 00:31:12 +0200

burn your old bank statements,
keep your old love letters....

soo true
sooo pizd
miss u

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never drink on empty stomache...

Fri, 25 May 2007 23:27:06 +0200

3 pints & feelin melancholy...

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had the idea, but not the know-how...

Wed, 23 May 2007 21:04:43 +0200

PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED...

i like this one...

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hi there

Sat, 19 May 2007 01:05:14 +0200

says so much about blog....

i've been away, falling in luv...

but i've missed u all

just read below, or above...

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it's a mystery....

Sat, 12 May 2007 09:59:33 +0200

i still don't understand when the world is sooo small...

why we still have trouble finding each other...

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cant sleep, sooo bored...

Sat, 12 May 2007 02:04:17 +0200

is this still friday nite...
or have we moved on

final day o footy fun tomorrow & i think a ticket should be bought to mark that occasion...

but aston villa, its not enticing...

may have to find a local with large satillite dish & watch it there...

i dont know..., the day is still... young

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happy birthday Bonio....

Thu, 10 May 2007 18:59:14 +0200

you'll probably find Bono will leave a simlar blog on my birhday !!

Bono famed not only for such classics as:

With or Without You
Mysterious Ways
Even better than the Real Thing (the e'd up version(see earlier))

and my current favourite:

thanks if your still reading at this point:

Also famed for the classic line:

"you didn't like me, when i was me... so, i became somebody new..."

Happy Birthday from all at the Zoo

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er, um... just a feeling... loud (for the neighbours)

Thu, 10 May 2007 00:00:15 +0200

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ruddy hell....

Mon, 07 May 2007 19:16:42 +0200

it's soft cell... !

well, ok, maybe not

just having the worst hangover since... invisible crusts bread...
screen is bright, words tigglin around...

pu this on as a way of telling myself off...

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seven things to think about.....

Sun, 06 May 2007 21:17:19 +0200

1) live only for the moment (see above) the past is gone & the future DOESN'T lie in your hands, no matter what u think...!
2) stupidity is proportionate to happiness by a factor of 12.567
3) the torque curve of an car goes some way to tell you how it feels to drive.
4) the torque curve of a women needs an x, y, & z axis & is unplottable by all but the most powerful pc's
5) be glad women dont come with torque curves, the fun is all in the learning.
6) life doens't begin at 40... thats just crazy talk... my mum tried to have me aborted at 14 and didnt even make it to county court, let alone the house of lords.
7) wear sunscreen.
8) only for the select... one mates wanna kip here tonight so i'll only see you tomorrow... it was nice watchin you pour my gravy... you make me believe in 1) more than i used to...

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feelin... melancholy..

Sun, 06 May 2007 01:28:59 +0200

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beltin song..., better film...

Sat, 05 May 2007 22:25:42 +0200

blogland has certainly... brought me to life !!!

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