chucksville

has to be the chair....

i was ordered to watch at least 5 mins....

someone please pass me a pin or two !!!

do you advertise stomache bloating, gas & other dietry complaints around my blogs....

is this another embed thing...

24 little hours...

i'd emebed the damn tune but little grey cells just cant manage that level of I.T excellence at the moment....

i'm not a big Poirot fan, but allegedly he was the inspiration for little green fella off star wars talking backwards...

the murderer, Hastings... is beginning to show himself... Poirot

Good relations with the Wookiees, I have... Yoda

i do have more respect for Poirot, he'd solve all the the cases & then come home & write a book about them, to put off anyone else tryin it on....
whereas yoda's just a character in a story by george

sorry, thats apparently like saying santa clause doesnt exist to some people...

when i was little (age wise) my big (size wise) brother told me that dad was santa clause...
apparently i just looked at him all christmas day in quiet awe that he'd been round the world depositing prezzys.
especially after all that whisky,

erm appreciate all comments to blog, but mushy reminders, cause happy-thought blindness...

watchin... the break up with vince & jenn

makin me feel all melancholy...

u may see my 7 half empty tags before the night is out...

but why does so empty, feel so full..
is it really bullsit, and just nothing at all
should i race off the bridge, jump and fall
fuck it, no... i wanna see it out to the end..
credits & ALLL....!!!

i used to think i cud text quick but now got used to this & havin a full smiley filled keyboard....

been back on moby last couple o days & it feels like being back in predictive stone age....

if you're listening mr gates...
invent another input medium , & you'll make a fortune...

well, another fortune...

(and dont forget where idea came from )

i dont believe in jesus
or u...

prove me wrong

erm, its the entry i've never been pizd enough to make....
until now

ermm, there was a time, not so long ago, when i posted a video of a favourite tune

nothing startling in that, i think u'll agree...

BUT

within, i dont know, seconds

the very same song was embedded in another blog...
allegedly, without any reference to seeing mine

the odds...

we could have:
won euromillions 4.5784 times
been struck by lightening 8.456 times
met in a bar in singaphore... wait for it
.000000005.6 times
or had the same ancestors 1.01 times

its knawed at thw back of my skull since petrol was dearer than milk...

i just had to share....

erm, ive been tagged (is this like a virtual ASBO)

anyway, 7 things about me:

1) my middle name is Charles, hence the title.
2) i always wanted to be a comedy script-writer, but lacked a main ingredient.. (& i don't mean a pen)
3) i wear womens furry boots around the house which does worry friends & neighbours... (but they are comfy)
4) making a person/people laugh is my heroin, and i'll do anything to get a fix...
5) i am the possibly the shallowest person in the world...
6) i never tell lies.... (cant remember them so stopped as a kid cos i kept getting caught out)
7) i have led a charmed life, which i have always appeciated...

and 7 more, purely blog-related items... cos i'm a rule-breaker:

1) i cant read miramazes blogs cos the snake scares the **** outta me
2) i cant see lazy-buggs avatar without thinking of pony nob cheese.
3) i have a real fear that you all live just up the road. (not meant in nasty way, you know what i mean...)
4) when i read the word sweetladyjane, i always say it out loud as sweet... lady-jane, cos it makes me chuckle
5) i enjoy reading, but dont understand, kevinwilson... it will end up a film though...
6) i dont believe any ages, cos the young seem MUCH wiser than the older...
7) i dont comment much, cos i have no wisdom whatsoever...

Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You also tag seven others and list their names on your blog. Let them know you plan on tagging them in your post.

erm, do i have to tag or has everyone had a go?!

i tag louisa... 7 times!
thats, erm 1,2,8..., 47 facts, sweetheart..... start a tapping

burn your old bank statements,
keep your old love letters....

soo true
sooo pizd
miss u

3 pints & feelin melancholy...